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Dystopian Future Sport of the Day: Ever watch soccer and think to yourself “I wish the ball was bigger. And the players could use their hands. And they should all be armed with Tasers”?

Enter: Ultimate Tazer Ball. It’s just like regular Tazer Ball, only ultimate.

[devour.]

So, this is an actual thing. I thought it was a joke. We’re like 2 steps and a motorbike away from rollerball.

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    Slamball was better, but this looks promising.
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    New favourite sport EVER. (And favourite is spelt...this because i’m English so I use REAL...
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    Well that’s a sport I can get into.
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    This is hilarious.
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    Good. Though it would be better if they could take all of this and incorporate it into roller derby.
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    Finally, a sport I would want to watch!
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